I don’t have the heart to tell my sons that the older one gets, the less funny literature becomes–and they would refuse to believe me if I tried to explain that some people don’t think jokes even belong in proper books. I won’t bother breaking the news that, if they remain readers, they will insist on depressing themselves for about a decade of their lives, in a concerted search of gravitas through literature. Nick Hornby
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I don’t have the heart to tell my sons that the older one gets, the less funny literature becomesmeaning that no matter how old you are, you are still childish. Your younger brothers are by far more childish than you are.

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